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    時間:2018-10-09 09:42:37 來自:經典語錄  閱:



    1、為什么年年買衣服,年年沒有衣服穿?因為你一年比一年有氣質,去年的衣服,配不上今年的你。

    2、你為什么會近視?為了淡看世間事,所以才模糊了雙眼。

    3、其實世界上最不忠心的就是錢,說好的一起出門,但它最后卻不跟我一起回來,真是枉費我掏心掏費的對它!

    4、人最大的對手,就是自己的懶惰;做一件事并不難,難的在于堅持;堅持一下也不難,難的是堅持到底;你全力以赴了,才有資格說自己運氣不好;感覺累,也許是因為你正處于人生的上坡路;只有盡全力,才能迎來美好的明天!

    5、別人賴床是因為有錢,想睡多晚,就睡多晚,我賴床是因為沒錢,能省一餐,是一餐。

    6、好不容易習慣了自己的長相,理了個發,又換了一種丑法。

    7、是金子總要發光的,但當滿地都是金子的時候,我自己也不知道自己是哪顆了。

    8、能用錢解決的問題都不是問題,可問題是我是窮人。

    9、我能容忍身材是假的,臉是假的,胸是假的,臀是假的!但就是不容忍錢是的!

    10、我們產生一點小分歧:她希望我把糞土變黃金,我希望她視黃金如糞土。

    11、闖紅燈的一般有兩種后果,要么比別人快一分鐘,要么比別人快一輩子。

    12、女孩子的人際關系可以分為三種:可以不洗頭見的,要洗了頭才能見的,洗了頭都不想見的。

    13、士為知己者裝死,女為悅己者整容。

    14、你永遠也看不到我最寂寞時候的樣子,因為只有你不在我身邊的時候,我才最寂寞。

    15、拿快遞的感覺就像跟失散多年的親骨肉重逢,但常常拆開之后發現孩子長得像隔壁老王。

    16、以前別人說我眼睛小,我還總不信,終于有一天,我躺在沙發上看電視,突然我媽回來把電視關了,然后默默的幫我蓋上了被子。

    17、吃著碗里的,看著鍋里的,再想想明天怎么減肥。

    18、現在銀行卡我連密碼都不想設置了,用六位數字去保護兩位數的存款,想想都心累。

    19、以前人馬書信很慢,一生只能愛一個人,現在網絡科技發達,一天能綠五十個人。

    20、人生中總有一些這樣的人,費盡心思接近你,每天陪你聊天到深夜,其實只是為了偷你的表情包。

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